[He doesn't careen into Edward, luckily. Still fully aware of how much the vampire resembles a statue on contact, he comes to a stop in front of him instead. Still looking him over, trying to see if he has any burns, even if there are none in immediate sight.]
What...what even was that?
[THAT WAS NOT A THING HE EXPECTED FOR A VAMPIRE, HE FULLY EXPECTED YOU TO BE DEAD, SIR.]
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[He doesn't careen into Edward, luckily. Still fully aware of how much the vampire resembles a statue on contact, he comes to a stop in front of him instead. Still looking him over, trying to see if he has any burns, even if there are none in immediate sight.]
What...what even was that?
[THAT WAS NOT A THING HE EXPECTED FOR A VAMPIRE, HE FULLY EXPECTED YOU TO BE DEAD, SIR.]